An agonizing type of
Diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your
anus. Most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. Fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. Scalding hot and rapid farts scrape and crawl out of your crack, leaving a massacre of singed ass hairs in their wake. The burning sensation clings to your nether regions
long after the shit storm has passed. Wiping only intensifies the burning.