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Fwarn is a word created by some Black Country Chefs used to imply that someone is a little bit of a sandwich short of a picnic!
Hey you you fuckin fwarn - the salamander's on fire!!!!
fwarn by Bebecky November 19, 2006
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fwarn • farnam • Farnaz • Farnies • Flarn • Farnaam Modghar • Fearne • farn • Farnham • farnoush
A word which can be used when something is going wrong/ bad is happening. The word is made up of the words damn it, and darn with and “f”. It is also an alternative to swearing in front of young people. You can also say ‘a big/small slice of farn it, or a big/small chunk of farn it. if it’s a big/small problem.
*draws great picture, sister then knocks paint over it all*
“Oh farn it! My work is now ruined thanks a lot rachel”
farn it by the farn it girl July 30, 2019
An onomatopoeical expression used when describing a particularly memorable fart.
1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.

2. Who flarnked a fart?
flarnk by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004
Fearne is one of the most important people you will ever meet. Don't throw away your chance to get close to a Fearne. Fearnes are extremely hot, intelligent and friendly people who will support you in any situation. Always up for a good laugh and also a serious talk. They could get you to hell and back and still be smiling. Fearnes are very strong people.
Your name is Fearne you must be the best person in the world
Fearne by jimmy_is_cool101 October 23, 2019
Basically this word was made up by James Kiteley & it means “fake”
Fam, you’re wearing fward clothes
Fward by babyyygirrrrrlllllll June 30, 2020

farnuculent

A made up word. An imaginary lexicon construction. A spontaneous utterance perhaps used by reflex or surprise. A word formed at random from a reaction similar to an onomatopoeia.
Farnuculent does exist as a real word, however, it is defined as a fabricated word.
I didn't understand the drunk man at the bar slurring his speech and mumbling farnuculent phrases. I think he was inventing insults and uttering them under his alcoholic breath.
Stubbing one's toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom might induce a phrase of phonetic peculiarity such as, "eeyaag!" This word, if used, would be farnuculent.
farnuculent by KhanSultans September 11, 2010
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