An incredibly masculine and unattractive female with quite the attitude. Fezy joonz are also known for their incredible ability to dress scantily and reveal their hermaphroditic bodies without hesitation. This, paired with the iq deficiency makes most fezzy joonz total retards incapable of basic thought processes, allowing them to come up with terrible lies or excuses. With a rancid odor similar to armpit with a power level over 9000 mixed with the stench of death and a lack of overall hygiene, fezzy joonz are basically unappealing to all the human senses.

person1: i'm training for the tour de france :D
person2: wow you fucking retard, quit being such a fezzy joonz

fezzy joonz by someonewhogivesashit April 24, 2010

Fezzy man

A big dirty male prostitute
Only scrawny johneds usually go for these in desperate times

Oh Rodney I’m really feeling like I need a fezzy man to hold tight tonight

Fezzy man by Carlsbro January 12, 2021

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Fezzy-Mae Day

A national holiday that is held on August 8th. Every one name "fez" and "mae" will spend the day together on this special event. The day consists of, going to the zoo, eating sushi, using your SCENE card to watch movies, playing x box till 5 am and finally, watching fireworks.

Happy Fezzy-Mae Day

YO bro it's Fezzy-Mae Day!

Fezzy-Mae Day by JacobEdward August 5, 2009

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fezzy back

the excruciating lower back pain you get from standing at festivals all day

i need a sit down lads got major fezzy back

fezzy back by costadelmerseyside June 28, 2022

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Dirty Fezzy

A sexual act in which a male is balls deep and then inserts both testicles.

I was balls deep last night and decided to give her a dirty fezzy. It takes going balls deep to the next level.

Dirty Fezzy by Fezzy August 15, 2022

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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