fezzy

to get drunk or ferral

lets get fezzy tonight

by mgl3124 February 22, 2014

Fezzy

Slang term for a blunt; or a fine looking female.

Yo puff puff pass pimpin, pass me dat fezzy.

Damn dawg, check out dat fezzy wit dat fat ass!

by SampsonSOB February 27, 2010

fezzy joonz

An incredibly masculine and unattractive female with quite the attitude. Fezy joonz are also known for their incredible ability to dress scantily and reveal their hermaphroditic bodies without hesitation. This, paired with the iq deficiency makes most fezzy joonz total retards incapable of basic thought processes, allowing them to come up with terrible lies or excuses. With a rancid odor similar to armpit with a power level over 9000 mixed with the stench of death and a lack of overall hygiene, fezzy joonz are basically unappealing to all the human senses.

person1: i'm training for the tour de france :D
person2: wow you fucking retard, quit being such a fezzy joonz

by someonewhogivesashit April 24, 2010

Fezzy man

A big dirty male prostitute
Only scrawny johneds usually go for these in desperate times

Oh Rodney I’m really feeling like I need a fezzy man to hold tight tonight

by Carlsbro January 12, 2021

Fezzy-Mae Day

A national holiday that is held on August 8th. Every one name "fez" and "mae" will spend the day together on this special event. The day consists of, going to the zoo, eating sushi, using your SCENE card to watch movies, playing x box till 5 am and finally, watching fireworks.

Happy Fezzy-Mae Day

YO bro it's Fezzy-Mae Day!

by JacobEdward August 5, 2009

fezzy back

the excruciating lower back pain you get from standing at festivals all day

i need a sit down lads got major fezzy back

by costadelmerseyside June 28, 2022

Dirty Fezzy

A sexual act in which a male is balls deep and then inserts both testicles.

I was balls deep last night and decided to give her a dirty fezzy. It takes going balls deep to the next level.

by Fezzy August 15, 2022