Feztistic

Someone that is so stupid that they deserve their own word.

person 1: haha youre so feztistic

person 2: tf does that mean

person 1: Someone that is so stupid that they deserve their own word.

person 2: my name isn’t fez

person 1: now it is

by troldagoat1 October 14, 2024

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

Fagtistic

1. Fag and Fantastic

2. Doing something that is just so faggity but fantastic at the same time

"You.Are.The. Biggest. fucking fagtistic bitch in the world"
"Thanks bro, im the fucking greatest fag"

"Dude what the fuck, what you did was just plain out fagtistic"
"Soz mate, I know it was a bit weird but it was fucking great"

by Chicken123123321 July 2, 2016

fartistic

A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.

A toilet seat picture frame.

by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Solo-femistic

The gross public discrimination of solo female diners at a restaurant. May be displayed in various ways such as seating the solo diner in an inferior location... Such as near the kitchen entry, on a bar stool at the bar for dinner, out the back in staff break-out area.

"We gave The Ivy a dining experience rating of 0 stars after they behaved in a solo-femistic manner" National Geographic Traveller

by Wordisticated January 1, 2015