Fezeer

One of the perfect guys out there. Hence, they are charming guys, loyal to those and tall.

They are rare to find and completely worth it so go for it~

How are you this loyal and handsome, Fezeer?

by Ćoochieman May 19, 2021

Feezer

A cylindrical brush used to smack your victims

I'm gonna hit you with my feezer

by Super gay fag April 2, 2017

Fezzer

A filthy bastard that doesn't wash and wears dirty clothes (can be shortened to Fez).

"what the fuck is that smell, is that you, you dirty fezzer"

"Err haven't you showered today you Fezzing basterd"

by DaveTT October 15, 2012

Fezer

someone who went to the feztival on june 18, and can safetly say that new found glory,story of the year, and hoobastank suck.

STUPID CHILD: hoobastank rocked
ME:NOOOOO!! THEY SUCKED
ME:now my brain is clear

by scarysnowman June 24, 2004

fezert

An expression used like batman's 'kapow'.
Use with annoying hand poke/thrust.

You're an idiot
Fezert.
*poke*

by olliez September 11, 2007

Fezzer

Farting in your car & it smells so bad it’s still there when you get back in 20 mins later.

Pop into the pub for a quick 🍺

Friend getting a lift home: “Ferk! Your car stinks”

Steve: “Sorry mate, I must have done a fezzer was hoping it had cleared”

by Smart Town July 13, 2021

mutha feezer

Same as mother fucker, but not saying it.

Mutha feezer! I caught my finger in the door.

by t c December 22, 2003