Pestersome 

The act of pestering someone insistantly when you want something from them they don't have to give you.

Man: "I want a blow job."

Woman: "I know, you've asked 12 times. I said later. You're being pestersome."

Pestersome by Lady face May 5, 2013

Festersome 

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.

Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.

Festersome by Annie Green April 2, 2011

Peskipiksi Pesternomi 

The ultimate name for a spell in the world of Harry Potter. 'Peskipiksi Pesternomi' is supposedly meant to round up Pixie's, but Gilderoy "shittest professor in the world" Lockhart shows us that he's a fraud and doesn't know what he's talking about. The ugly bastard with a extremely cheesy and horrible looking smile was unfortunate to not die in the Chamber of Secrets when his memory loss spell, "Obliviate" backfired and caused him to lose his memory while shooting up into the air hitting several rocks along the way before falling back down causing Ron and Harry to be separated from each other which is the saddest moment of the film.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi
Harry Potter
Chamber of Secrets

Peskipiksi Pesternomi by Badmanthebestpotterfan May 13, 2011

Petersoned 

When someone fucks something up so bad at work that it can't be sold any more.

Travis really Petersoned that unit of plywood today.

Petersoned by ham wallet lover August 6, 2011

Stacey Petersoned 

ruining or "killing something like a phrase or style

Dude, burke totally stacey petersoned the fuck outta the word fosh.

Stacey Petersoned by FOSH MASTER July 26, 2010

Petersoned 

Petersoned adj. (pee-tur-sunned)
Meaning: When you receive poor quality and/or unsatisfactory tech support from your ISP. Also can be used to describe one's ability to cling to a job without getting fired for ineptitude.

"Man, that customer got petersoned really bad."

"We have a new company policy to prevent us from getting petersoned."

Petersoned by 5thgear October 18, 2008

Petertometer

A very Special scale for people made by our one and only "the Peter", may god have mercy for him. Rates how badass you are!

Dude, you are like a six on the Petertometer!

Petertometer by Vgxigduxgk November 26, 2019