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Festerpool 

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.
A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.
Festerpool by MattMuz September 22, 2020
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Fesit • fesity • Fester • fest • feitan • feisty • festa • feistive • fegit • feist
OUR SHORT KING. Yet don’t get it twisted he doesn’t fall short when it comes to the deed. With a speech impeachment his adorableness but sexiness is the perfect balance. He is a professional in torture and being my baby daddy.
Feitan can fuck me till i cry.
feitan by Feitansslut September 24, 2020

Feitanism 

Feitanism is the superior religion to others such as Kurtism, we believe in the short king femboy, feitan, it is the best way
I just recently converted to Feitanism, girly girl 🛐🔪🌂
Feitanism by feitanswife October 30, 2020

fantasy fest 

an awesome nude and lush-fest that takes place at the end of October in Key West on Duval Street. Girls will show their boobies for beads, wear nothing but latex, and let you lick Redi-Whip off their nipples. It's also an outlet for the local gay population, but they hang out at the south end of Duval STreet.
I'm going to get trashed at Fantasy Fest this weekend and take pictures of girl in latex!
fantasy fest by OceanSpawned August 21, 2005

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004
Our short king. Yet he still manages to be packing down there i mean why else would he wear a dress. With i speech impeachment his cuteness and sexiness go perfectly together. He is a professional in the art of torture and being my baby daddy.
Feitan is so fineeee
feitan by Feitansslut September 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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