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fertilization 

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.
"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"
fertilization by skamocker086 April 17, 2004
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Fertilization 

You put your lips together in an interlocking dance, while one member of the party spits and gags up their own egg into their partner's mouth womb. At that moment, the other participating fertilizee will fertilize the egg before relocating the now fertilized egg into their mouth womb and back into the egg chamber
Person A: Let's partake in Fertilization
Person B: Daddy Chill
Fertilization by Chaostoad July 1, 2022

invetro fertilization 

To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.
Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring
invetro fertilization by Mdlily February 2, 2009

Invitro Fertilization 

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone
Dave is an invitro fertilization.

in vit-bro fertilization 

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

optical-fertilization 

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm
sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her
optical-fertilization by mike hunt December 1, 2003

In Vitro Fertilization 

Conservatives are coming after it but fret not...
Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."
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