Ferretti

A guy that holds Gatorade bottles to his forehead as he thinks about penis.

That Ferretti over there has been talking about men he wanted to see naked all morning.

Ferretti by Ferrettiisgay November 27, 2019

Ferretti

Ferretti is a state of being, occurring when a type of malignant neoplasm characterized by the proliferation of revolting odors tend to invade first the armpits, slowly extending to the remainder of the body. It then invades the nostrils of all surrounding persons. Ferretti can be eradicated with a simple shower.

Crap, you're Ferretti. Go take a shower.

Ferretti by Anonymous66758 July 4, 2010

Ferretism 

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

Ferretism by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017

chutney ferreting 

See Rimjob for more Information

Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.

"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

chutney ferreting by theunsungheros May 6, 2006

Ferreting 

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other

A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.

Ferreting by Dr Blitzbeine November 7, 2010

ferreting 

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.

ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down

ferreting by ferreter September 5, 2011

Ferreting 

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope

Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.

Ferreting by colonelburnell May 23, 2010