Ferren

A supervisor who loses their job for sleeping with an underling.

Me: Hey, did you hear about Bob?
You: No, what?
Me: He got canned!
You: Really? Why?
Me: He was ferrening Donna in Accounting!
You: Lucky Bastard!

by jake1688 November 20, 2010

Ferren

Bolo , handsome , depressed

The triple threat

Is that FERREN!!! ….oh no it’s just drake..boring

by Plugoldtimes17162 November 24, 2021

Cheeky ferret

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

ferreteria

At LOWE'S the department where they sell ferrets.

Ferrets are in such high demand my local ferreteria is always sold out!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

FERREL BUSH APE

A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH

THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.

by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012

Robert Ferroni

A god, one of a kind, can't get any better sorry

Tougher than nails, autodidact, too intelligent to be here

Everyone was fighting until Robert Ferroni came in, the chaos stopped.

by Robjbf May 4, 2017