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Ferren
Ferren by Plugoldtimes17162 November 24, 2021
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Cheeky ferret
Cheeky ferret by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023
ferreteria
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Balloon Ferret
An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013
FERREL BUSH APE
A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH
FERREL BUSH APE by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012
Robert Ferroni
A god, one of a kind, can't get any better sorry
Tougher than nails, autodidact, too intelligent to be here
Tougher than nails, autodidact, too intelligent to be here
Robert Ferroni by Robjbf May 4, 2017
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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