Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!
by JAke1688 February 28, 2011
by jake1688 November 20, 2010
Me: Hey, did you hear about Bob?
You: No, what?
Me: He got canned!
You: Really? Why?
Me: He was ferrening Donna in Accounting!
You: Lucky Bastard!
You: No, what?
Me: He got canned!
You: Really? Why?
Me: He was ferrening Donna in Accounting!
You: Lucky Bastard!
by jake1688 November 20, 2010
by Jake1688 November 03, 2010