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Femapocalypse 

Femapocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women

Background: mainstream psychology, political correctness, psycho-babble, and the Communist Manifesto are setting the correct conditions for the Femapocalypse to to grow and proliferate around the world --- no nation is safe from the Femapocalypse
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?

Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?

Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?

Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Femapocalypse.
Femapocalypse by GlennyJ December 18, 2013

Fartpocalypse 

An apocalypse caused by farts. the farts that tear all the stitching out of your clothes. the kind of farts they used to wipe out the dinosaurs. the kind of farts they use to kill guys who have views like richard pryor, george carlin, and bill hicks. Can I get away with one more fart joke here? The kind of fart that makes someone kill themselves!
*loud, 2 minute fart* Stupid bitchy overly religous kids: IT'S THE RAPTURE! REPENT! REPENT!
Other kid: Fuck! Who ordered the fucking fartpocalypse?!?

Fatpocalypse 

When a fat hoe sit on yo dick.
Big Momma had a Fatpocalypse wit me last night.
Fatpocalypse by Barnick Stinson December 18, 2016

Fartpocalypse 

A string of compulsive parts one after another.
I had a vindaloo last night, the fartpocalypse is coming.
Fartpocalypse by hazatrand February 19, 2024