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Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

Fence post by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

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Fence Post

In the south, it is a slang term used for a 24oz beer.

Let's knock down a few fence posts before we head to the bar.

Fence Post by Club 333 February 23, 2005

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fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?

Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.

fence post by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003

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fence post

Someone that is hard headed and will argue for no good reason.

Dan argues with anyone... he is a fence post.

fence post by LongStation May 20, 2008

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Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.

This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.

Fence Post by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019

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Fence Post

When a man or woman inserts their elbow into a womans vagina whilst they shit.

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Fence Post by Gizzmiester 3000 May 18, 2010

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Wyoming Fence Post

In Female-to-Male (FTM) transsexuals, any type of penile prosthesis, especially those made of silicone that are made to extend and retract to simulate an erection in the by the owner's manipulation.

"Holy shit! Look at the bulge in her pants! I'm pretty sure she's packing a Wyoming Fence Post!"

Wyoming Fence Post by PNC Oy! December 17, 2012

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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