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Feltoning 

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.
randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning
Feltoning by Cropsy March 19, 2008
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jimmy falloning

Breaking character. Laughing or going out of character while performing an act. Name comes form comedian Jimmy Fallon who is famous for laughing in most of his sketches from Saturday Night Live and his late night shows.
Brody: "Man, Kyle was awful last night"
James: "Dude kept Jimmy Falloning"
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When a sports team starts off with a lead and blows it at the end
Your team sucks. They are always falconing.
Falconing by Jaynotpopular December 13, 2020
(Noun) : {fell-a-nin} The skin pigment common to the North American Pavement Ape that causes them to have a higher predisposition to criminality.
The lower the Felonin in the skin, the less chance they will rob you.
felonin by Bama Chime Maker November 5, 2023

Gaitan Feltching 

Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.
Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.

The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.
Falconing is when you lay a girl on her back, get ready to penetrate her vagina, and right as you build up your force, yell "FALCON.... FUCK!" like the character captain falcon from smash bros., then penetrate her vagina at full force for a maximum percentage
"Did you hear about how how Steve was Falconing his girlfriend last night, it was incredible.
The act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 51. The Falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports entity.
"That girl you was with looked like she wanted you. What happened?"
"Bruh, I told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment."
"Oh shit! You were outchea Falconing."
Falconing by Father O'Twins February 9, 2017