Felan

For an object, activity, or person to be extremely cool.

"That's so felan"
"Did you see him? He was pretty felan"

by Squishymort November 2, 2012

felatte

1. A latte with extra cream.

2. Felating someone after drinking an espresso.

1. One felatte grande please, I like the cream.

2. After I finish this espresso, I'll felatte you.

by almo89 August 27, 2011

Feanian

A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.

1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!

2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.

by Anthony-JackBlack January 13, 2010

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Fean and Company

A well needed brand of skin care products for guys. Popular in California.

Example #1: Dude, you smell like a stink wrinkle. Please go Fean wash before we go out!

Example #2: Hey man, your lips look like a dead Tortoises’ asshole. You need some Fean and company lip Balm bad!

by NeverWrong23 July 6, 2009

Feanna

Irish Celtic name meaning "Phenomenal"…and rightly so!. Imagine a beautiful dark haired green eyed Irish girl. Gorgeous and fiery, this girl will break the boys hearts intentionally with her inner and outer beauty. She will take care of herself with her strong will and stubborn ways.
Feanna is a girl you haven't met yet, but long to. Feanna is correctly pronounced FEE-AW-NA or FEE-AHH-NA, but is commonly mispronounced as Fionna .

Guy: DAMNNNNNN that girl is awesome in bed.
Guy 2: Yep, her name must be Feanna.

by Ace Mossford February 3, 2010

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009