felandoed 

fe-lan-doed
-verb
1. The hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.*

*Also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn't.

1. "Wait, class isn't over??? I just got felandoed!"
2. "She's a man? I just thought she had a deep voice! I just got felandoed!"
3. "A death so sudden, she was doing so well. It is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. FELANDOED!"

felandoed by Dovnd Arulai November 27, 2007

ferlanded 

To steal a picture online and represent it as an original and / or personally taken photo.

'He ferlanded that shot of the Trillium Mettle.'

ferlanded by JARIK B. UNDERFOOT December 7, 2015

dirty felando 

going ass to mouth

Mike is gunna dirty felando a bitch tonnight

dirty felando by cusebaby September 1, 2009

Felander 

When you mischievously touch/rub someone, not necessarily in a sexual way.

'I shall felander you!'

'You what mate?'

*rubs face and arms and breasts*

Felander by Hippomidget October 28, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019