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You should always feel bad for an Asian kid who shorter than you because that me he is gonna have a bad life and future
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Feel bad by richasiankid January 10, 2019

Feel Bad Syndrome 

When you tell someone to shut up and when they actually do it, you feel bad and regret it.
"Bro can you shut up? You're pissing me off.."
"alright sorry man"
"Okay now I got feel bad syndrome, sorry man.."
Feel Bad Syndrome by Orathan September 29, 2023

Oh, I feel bad 

"Oh, I feel bad" is a phrase used by people that don't really feel bad, they're just trying to make you think that they are nice and actually feel something for someone else. It's typically used in a very condescending manner as if to say "that poor creature is so pathetic".
Nancy: Hey Julie, who is this tard sending me a facebook friend request.
Julie: I don't know....oh wait....I think he's the slow kid that use to run around collecting the basketballs in High School. He just sent me a message saying he misses seeing me everyday.
Nancy: Didn't you graduate from High School 20 years ago?

Julie: Yes, creepy....Oh, I feel bad....
Nancy: yeah, right...sure you do Julie.
Oh, I feel bad by Nanski September 27, 2011

That sucks I feel so bad for you

Something you say to someone when you don't really feel bad for them.
Kenneth "I forget my assignment at home."
Dlapa " That sucks I feel so bad for you."

feel bads 

a better alternative to saying: you hurt my feelings. makes you sound sound funnier and gets the point across better.
you really hurt my feel bads ...
feel bads by russianbogdan December 9, 2008

Doctor Feelbad 

As a 3rd party, cause someone giving head to gag by forcefully shoving their head into the cock as hard as you can.

Traditionally, a twisted face is made when the maneuver is enacted.
So, anyways, I was like, I came to party, you know? Not sit around and tease, like the other prude bitches, so as this "Miss Priss" chick was barely licking this cock I grabbed her by the back of the head and Doctor Feelbad'd her, and you know what? She came around.

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Doctor Feelbad by just a dude!? June 30, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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