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Feebler Elf 

1)Tony
2) One who cries and curls into a little ball when afraid of getting hit or swatted.
3)One who quivers and is easily beaten up by a girl.
Me:Tony! You are such a Feebler Elf! Say it, "I'm Feeble"
Tony: No.
Me:You are! *commences in beating Tony*
Feebler Elf by Crazcat April 11, 2005

got your feelers hurt 

Getting feelings hurt, a cute way of saying it.
Aww, I'm sorry that asshole was so mean to you! You got your feelers hurt!

feeblecorn 

Extreme butt herpes when the blisters or legions start to take the appearance of moldy or expired corn.
I went on tinder last night just to find out that the girl I matched with from South Dakota had a moderate to severe case of feeblecorn on her asshole, so anal was then out of the question.
feeblecorn by SBGC Boys April 22, 2017

Feeble burrito 

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!
Feeble burrito by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

feeler bugs 

Things that should not show up on Melissa's fucking Facebook!
Stop showing your feeler bugs all over my fucking Facebook.

Wheeler Feeler 

When you shove your dick into her asshole, stick your entire hand in her pussy, and jerk yourself off while you are fucking her ass.
I gave Stefanie the wheeler feeler Saturday night, and now she cannot walk.
Wheeler Feeler by The Wheeler Boys December 15, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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