whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot 

The superior version of saying Whomst'd've.
Created in order to show superiority over peers or younglings.

GUY 1: Yo, do you have any idea whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot took my notebook?

GUY 2: ....What?

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot by JImotimothy March 14, 2023

That’s Fed 

cool fye nice

That shirt now that’s fed.

That’s Fed by 30glockupinhispants June 6, 2020

The Fed-sale of 99 

In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.

Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b

The Fed-sale of 99 by Urban Dictionary November 8, 2003

Fed-Sex 

A delivering company kinda like Fed-Ex but this company does not deliver packages instead it delivers whores to clients who want to have sex but get it through the mail.

1. Billy wanted to have sex so he ordered a whore a got it shipped by Fed-Sex.
2. To get my girl friend I used Fed-sex.

Fed-Sex by Fed-Sex October 18, 2008

Soy-fed shitehawks 

A certain type of 'Woke' social media commenter who looks for celebrity accounts who dare to contravene whatever moral boundary they favour and seeks to gain recognition and moral standing for admonishing said celebrity, despite their complete irrelevance in relation to said celebrity.

All those soy-fed shitehawks queuing up to scream about how "irrelevant" @JohnCleese honestly don't see how utterly moronic they look right now. Irrelevance is now being mentioned by thousands. Imagine that.

Soy-fed shitehawks by limbo90 November 27, 2020

fed slam 

After getting the oppurtunity to put your dong in someone else's butt, you begin. After insertion, carefully begin to pee into the butt, waiting for the time when the reciever begins to turn around. At that point, give him or her a backhand as only roger federer can give, showing your reciever who's the real roger federer, and that he or she most definetly cannot fuck with you again

dude, i totally fed slammed a girl last night, i shoulda videotaped!

fed slam by willyum k September 17, 2008

fed story 

A private story to post your body, not always nudes but body positivity.

Fez: I’m gonna make a fed story on snap
Aust: put me in it! Your body is goals

fed story by joemam12 November 9, 2020