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February 23 

This is the day the greatest person alive was born. They have the most amazing friends and they are so pretty. Give them love because they feel like a third wheel a lot. They always manage to keep a positive attitude though. Don't forget they always get that D! So remember, tell this person that you love them!
Girl 1: What day is it?
Girl 2: It's February 23
Girl 1: Oh I have to tell Victoria that I love her. It's her birthday!
February 23 by Tori.Dream January 30, 2020

February 23 

THE MOST AMAZING, IMPORTANT, BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WAS BORN TODAY AND I WISH U THE BEST BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY THING U DESERVE!

I LOVE U :’)
“wow look at that amazing human being who was born on february 23 rd, i love that person!”
February 23 by lilemi October 19, 2019

february 23 

National roll a joint day!! But dont have too much fun.
Friend:"what the fuck are you doing I thought you were sober?"
Other friend: "its February 23"
Friend:"hell yeah give me some of that"

February 23 

THIS IS THE BEST TIME PEOPLE ARE BORN!
Precious: Hey when's your birthday?
Paul: February 23.
Precious: Ey, that's the best time people are born!
Paul: Nice.
February 23 by [HeartBreakKid] April 23, 2020

february 23 

on february 23rd it is national sexy hoe day therefore people born on this date are the sexiest hoes of them all
woahhh it’s february 23

omg it’s national sexy hoe day
february 23 by hunnybooboobabywhore October 16, 2019

February 23 

You are a cool guy like me! You like playing games and you are smart. If this is not the case we still are birthday twins.❤️
You are cool.

You midt be born on February 23
February 23 by Ofpl November 8, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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