Feathers Facts teller: "
Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a
soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."
Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."
Feathers Facts bystander: "
Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."