Attributed to arguably one of the best quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL yet can never decide when to hang them up, Brett Favreing it simply means to wear out your welcome.
Example: " Chris has drank the rest of our beer and is now eating our food, that dude is completely brett favreing it (or being a brett favre)."
1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.
2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
1) An inability to decide on something, even after an extraordinarily long deliberation, marked by numerous changes of heart. 2) Extreme flip-flopping.
1) Brett's favring about his retirement. 2) I'm favring between the chocolate cake and apple pie. 3) Many Democrats favred over voting for Obama or Clinton.
(361): I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm "farveing" it.
(1-361): Def the best call fo sho
(361): That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.