Fauxpage

A fake facebook page for someone real. Typically the real person will have another facebook page where their real friends are, while the fauxpage is just a public front.

Stan: Hey, you haven't updated your facebook page in a month.
Dan: Oh, that's my fauxpage. Barely update it but it works to prevent people from finding my real profile.

Stan: People like me?
Dan: Yup.

by Aximill April 22, 2011

Fauxrage

Frenzy created by media or blogs to inflate a usually minor, perceived offense into a major scandal or continuing political event.

Congress, in a fit of fauxrage, passed a resolution condemning a newspaper ad about a General. The fauxrage was stoked primarily by Faux News

by Upper West March 31, 2008

Fauxmage

Fake Cheese. Faux meets Fromage. Even though they are two French words, I think most Anglos know their meaning.
Or maybe Fauxmaggio if you prefer French meets Italian (faux meets fromaggio)?

Fauxmage: Vegan Cheese, Processed cheese.

by Xavier Reivax October 11, 2009

Fauxpange

Drink that will make you go nuts, get nakey, and have the time of your life.

4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite

girl: "I really want to get wasted tonight..."
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"

In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.

by Yal's Tattoos November 28, 2009

Fauxsage

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.

It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage

by Fraude January 5, 2015

Fauxmage

1 - To pretend to honor or care about something that means nothing to you.
2 - An empty, symbolic gesture.

She has a WWJD and an NRA sticker on her car. One of them is fauxmage.

by Rone4 December 10, 2021