Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.

William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"

Faux ' pu by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

faux puddle by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

faux punk 

A genre of music that claims to be punk but really isn't. Also considered Pop punk (though that seems like an oxy moron). Faux punk is commercialized mainstream music that has totally abandoned any up yours attitude that real punk rock posses. Faux punk is closely related to emo and often times is confused for emo.

Bottem line Faux punk is bands who claim to be hardcore but really grew up in suburban Jersey and are just trying to get laid by 14 yeaer old girls.

Something Corprate, Story of the Year

faux punk by Dane R November 5, 2004

faux punk 

Bands that MTV pushes on teenagers in the hopes that they can gain some credability. Usually catergorized by wearing too much eye make-up, having funky hair colors, and overall trying to basically look punk. They are pure image and nothing else, and using them to make yourself sound punk really is quite stupid.

Good Charlotte, The Used, Fall Out Boy, Simple Plan, Something Corporate, Bowling For Soup, etc.

faux punk by theblacksheeprockson September 3, 2005

faux punch 

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

faux punch by Corvis. April 15, 2008

faux punk humping 

occurs when one or more "faux punks" engage in sexual relations.

ashley simpson thinks she is a celebrity because she and pete wentz are faux punk humping.

faux punk humping by bean betty September 29, 2007

fauxpublican 

a fake republican. A republican with liberal ideals.

That Steven Colbert is so elusive... he comes off as such a fauxpublican!

fauxpublican by Samantha L January 21, 2007