Faunchi 

A Slimey sweaty asshole

Richard had a faunchi asshole

Faunchi by Faunchi May 21, 2021

Fabunchie 

Fabunchie is a word with two different meanings. It means the act of buttfucking, but could also simply mean dick.

“I have a big fabunchie”
“No you fucking don’t”

“Hey wanna fabunchie tonight?”
“Alright I’ll go get my spider-man costume”

Fabunchie by spider-seahorse man April 25, 2020

funching 

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

funching by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

faunch 

Faunch: verb, meaning to rage and storm, to fight against fate. "Faunching at the bit" implies waiting in nervous agitation and impatience, like a wild horse that is fighting against a harness. Probably derives from Irish "fonn taodach" - to quote Daniel Cassidy's book, "How the Irish Invented Slang" (p.139) "an impulsive frame of mind, jittery excitation, a fierce humor", taodach meaning "excited, fidgety, quick-tempered." (Cassidy's entry was not defining "faunch", but "fantod." I made the leap myself.

I was faunching at the bit to drive my uncle's new Mustang.

faunch by The Real Deej January 12, 2008

Flunching 

The act of throwing up in the vagina of an unsuspecting female during cunnilingus.

I can't bring myself to write an example of flunching...

Flunching by Gishypoos April 20, 2009

funching 

Having sex during your lunch break from work.

Emma and Kyle are funching today.

funching by MegDizzle77 July 14, 2011

don't be a fauchi 

A person or persons that change their mind constantly.

Don't be a Fauchi, make up your mind

don't be a fauchi by Seymour Asse February 22, 2021