Faunchi

A Slimey sweaty asshole

Richard had a faunchi asshole

by Faunchi May 21, 2021

Fabunchie

Fabunchie is a word with two different meanings. It means the act of buttfucking, but could also simply mean dick.

“I have a big fabunchie”
“No you fucking don’t”

“Hey wanna fabunchie tonight?”
“Alright I’ll go get my spider-man costume”

by spider-seahorse man April 25, 2020

funching

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

faunch

Faunch: verb, meaning to rage and storm, to fight against fate. "Faunching at the bit" implies waiting in nervous agitation and impatience, like a wild horse that is fighting against a harness. Probably derives from Irish "fonn taodach" - to quote Daniel Cassidy's book, "How the Irish Invented Slang" (p.139) "an impulsive frame of mind, jittery excitation, a fierce humor", taodach meaning "excited, fidgety, quick-tempered." (Cassidy's entry was not defining "faunch", but "fantod." I made the leap myself.

I was faunching at the bit to drive my uncle's new Mustang.

by The Real Deej January 12, 2008

Flunching

The act of throwing up in the vagina of an unsuspecting female during cunnilingus.

I can't bring myself to write an example of flunching...

by Gishypoos April 20, 2009

funching

Having sex during your lunch break from work.

Emma and Kyle are funching today.

by MegDizzle77 July 14, 2011

don't be a fauchi

A person or persons that change their mind constantly.

Don't be a Fauchi, make up your mind

by Seymour Asse February 22, 2021