fauchi 

The COVID mask you carry in your pocket and use again and again.

They made me put on my stinky fauchi at the bank.
I forgot my fuachi and they won't let me in the store!
I threw my fauchi away because it's had boogers on it!
I'm tired of wearing this stupid fauchi!

fauchi by mrcyote May 12, 2021

Fauchi Ouchie 

When your buddy falls asleep early at the all boys sleepover and you alllllllll rub your balls down his shins. Then when he wakes up, hit him in the nose.

Someone grab an ice pack Dave's nose is bleeding from his Fauchi Ouchie!

Fauchi Ouchie by Sip sip sip January 31, 2021

don't be a fauchi 

A person or persons that change their mind constantly.

Don't be a Fauchi, make up your mind

don't be a fauchi by Seymour Asse February 22, 2021

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Fauchovah 

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.

“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”

Fauchovah by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023

Fauci-ing

One of the hippest, newest dating trends where one rejects a date because they think the other person is not taking COVID-19 protocols seriously

Friend 1: I was watching Fox News and they said the Fauci-ing is the newest dating trend.
Friend 2: What is Fauci-ing?
Friend 1: I dunno, sounds kind of made up

Fauci-ing by Dr. Fauci February 16, 2021

Faucism 

Mask-wearing, frequent hand washing, social distancing and avoiding large gatherings of people in an effort to stop the spread of COVID-19 among the populace. Named after Infectious Disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Expecting me to wear a mask, wash my hands and socially distancing takes away my freedom. It’s the downright tyranny of Faucism!

Faucism by Semolina Pilchard October 30, 2020