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The act upon which a presentable gentleman, rests thy genitals formally known as the scrote and balls upon thy facial region of the recipient.
Fauci: Prepare to be Fauched.
Shoobert: yes!
*Fauching in progress with some ease*
Fauched by xBree May 26, 2021

Fauchiesque 

Telling me to wear a face mask while driving alone in my car is so Fauchiesque of you.
Fauchiesque by Eat Cake January 2, 2021

Fauchedre 

Island-boy; with much courage; good guy and all star baseball player; nice smile
Fauchedre comes from the islands to play baseball
Fauchedre by Fauchedre1 November 14, 2012
Noun. pronounced "Faw Cheed" to be deceived,, cheated, swindled or misled by those in authority, often a public official, often for greed or other nefarious purposes.
Oh man, how'd you get faucied? I thought you were awake? Man that huckster is a charlatan, he faucied me out of my money.
faucied by Unclewigging September 30, 2021

Faucied or Fauci Scientific Method

Faucied or the Fauci Scientific Method is to de-platform, de-fund, remove, suppress or silence dissenting perspectives that deviate from the official narrative.
My research findings that cigarettes cause cancer were faucied or Fauci Scientific Method was applied and were suppressed from the journal. Her research grant application is subject to the Fauci Scientific Method and can be de-funded or removed at any time. My Twitter account was Faucied and is now de-platformed due to my controversial tweets.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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