Faucian

Exhibiting an intense degree of science denial. Having a hatred for science, facts, and mathematics. The propensity to become incensed at the mere sight of numbers.

The Flat Earthers have become so unhinged, it can now be said without qualification that they have reached Faucian levels of science denial.

Faucian by Objective-Reason Daddy December 4, 2021

Faucian

A credentialed professional who engages in the practice of disseminating misinformation in order to further a political or social position, typically resulting in an increase in their own social status.

The mayor appeared on TV to discuss the homelessness situation in the city, like a true Faucian, he blamed the problem on income inequality.

Faucian by Samoacookie August 31, 2021

Faucian Bargain 

An unpleasant compromise regarding pandemic safety.

Dora agreed to go out with him only if he'd keep his mask on the whole time. Now he can't even kiss her.
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...

Faucian Bargain by Bad Dog 12 December 3, 2020

Faucian Flip 

verb
a form of mental gymnastics one would use to reframe a previous claim and save face.

it was quite the Faucian Flip to say masks dont work, then say you need three

Faucian Flip by saltine sweet tea January 26, 2022

Faucing 

The act of a non prominent individual becoming the source of information for a short time then dragging it out for a long period of time for the soul purpose of attention.

Hey Man why is everyone talking to that nerd Anthony

Anthony was the only one that saw the school fight

Fuck Anthony that kid is Faucing, he just likes the attention.

Faucing by holy guacomole March 22, 2021

Fauciian Scale 

A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing

One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two

Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four

Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)

That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.

Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.

I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale

Fauciian Scale by PoorDavid October 29, 2020

fauXian 

A faux, or fake, Christian. A professed Christian whose harsh judgement of others' liberal attitudes conflicts with the pluralistic benevolence and acceptance preached by the founder of the religion, Jesus Christ.

The desire of some southern fundamentalist preachers to electrocute illegal Mexican immigrants using a border fence places those Christians firmly in the fauXian category.

fauXian by Kate the Squeakle July 5, 2006