Fattential

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A girl with the potential to become fat. She might not necessarily become fat, but this may only be avoided by exercising a dedicated effort to avoid as such.

I was going to take her out, but she has major fattential and I don't want to end up with a fat chick.
unattractive

Fattential by angstd April 17, 2009

Words you can keep

Fatential

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.

She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.

Fatential by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Related Words

Fattential • Fatential • Fatmentia • Fattention seeking • fauxtential • Fitential • funtential • Fat Denial • Fat Mentality • Fat Potential (FP)

Fitential

When a person has the potential to become more attractive than they are currently.

Person 1: Have you seen the new guy?

Person 2: Yeah, he's got major fitential.

Fitential by Jordycake August 1, 2014

funtential

The potential for fun. A measure (qualitative or quantitative) of the expected fun for a given activity.

the funtential of a keg and kiddie pool is much higher than the funtential of some O'Douls and a spa pass.

funtential by Jeff, Scott, and Chris (via Kyle) January 23, 2006

fauxtential

Something that appears as though it would have potential but doesnt.

That movie looked like it had the potential to be awesome, but it sucked and therefore its trailer displayed fauxtential.

fauxtential by Solomath August 19, 2007

Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

Fattention seeking by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

Fatmentia

When you're so old and fat you spend 5 minutes trying to find the second pop-tart before your memory kicks in and you realize you ate it so fast you immideately forget eating it.

Fatmentia hit Ralph, and he ended up having to order lunch after opening his lunch pail and then remembered he had eaten it all before 9.

Fatmentia by Zehguul May 3, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026