fattard 

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fattard 

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006

fattard 

a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.

Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.

fattard by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

Fattard 

A person who completes tasks slowly due to their fatness.

Hey Matt, let's take a shortcut through this hole in the fence.
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Hurry up you fattard.

Fattard by Biggest brother there is November 30, 2020

Flattard 

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Fantard

Person who obessess over a series (TV,book, movie ect) and acts annoyingly like its the best thing ever made. Most fantards for movies never read the book and 99% of fantards are motivated by blind loyalty or a sad need to be popular or accepted. Fantards are also known to be really rude to people who go against there precious fandom and don't practise literary or any type of preference tolerence.

Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.

This twilight fantard yells at me because I don't like the damn book.

How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones

~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom

~only fantarding a fandom while its popular

~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers

Fantard by godDAMNtwilightFANTARDS December 19, 2008