Fattard

A person who completes tasks slowly due to their fatness.

Hey Matt, let's take a shortcut through this hole in the fence.
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Hurry up you fattard.

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fattard

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

by Screamadelica March 03, 2007

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of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

by md dylan June 20, 2006

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a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.

Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.

by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008

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