Fatspital 

Slang for special bariatric hospitals opening now to accomodate the 500-1500lb patient.

It took 8 firemen to carry this tubbo. He was too big for ER tables, so we had to hit the fatspital.

Fatspital by BrainSpew March 2, 2010

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

Fapitalism by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

fapitalism by jessermanx October 18, 2011

fatspiracy 

A secret plot by fat people to hide the chocolates without us skinny people knowing about them.

Where did that fat prick hide the tim tams? Its a fatspiracy.

fatspiracy by shaggy257 September 3, 2005

fapitalist 

A person who loves capitalism so much, they become sexually aroused at the very thought of it, and immediately begin fapping.

“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”

fapitalist by Bucky McBride December 10, 2020

frospitality 

the cause of all mental asylum admissions

bob: they will never find out about frospitality muahaha. i am the instigator of insanity.

frospitality by radeonnnoooo March 28, 2022

fospital 

A place where the FOS (full of shit) go to be cured of compulsive lying through a combination of electro-shock therapy and regular slaps in the head. If there is no fospital in your vicinity, please apply first aid (Swift slap in the head)

Yeah, she should check-in to the fospital.

fospital by slaptack July 8, 2011