fatspiracy

A secret plot by fat people to hide the chocolates without us skinny people knowing about them.

Where did that fat prick hide the tim tams? Its a fatspiracy.

by shaggy257 September 3, 2005

catspiracy

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016