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Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.
Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap
Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

Faggopotamus 

a large homo, someone of such gayness only a faggopotamus is comparable to the size of their gayness. Yes, their are bigger mammals, but this is the catchiest.
Nice comeback faggopotamus.

flutopotamus

A fat slut who doesn't care about who she has sex with as she as at the bottom of the sexual food-chain. As she is often turned down, she continues to hunt using her fat as a weapon.
i would never have sex with that flutopotamus! are you crazy amy?!
flutopotamus by smelly_girl November 14, 2011

fagapotamus

avi will turn fagapotamus on you when you try to take his burger from him.
fagapotamus by chendeezler November 23, 2006

fartopotamous 

A huge fat woman who smells terrible and rides a hoverround around Walmart coughing and bitching the entire time.
We can't get down this isle that fartopotamous is blocking the whole thing.
fartopotamous by shauncore December 29, 2013

failopotamus 

n. One who fails so much and in such a way that they can be compared to as a huge failing animal.
"Dude, have you heard the new Puddle of Mudd CD?"
"Man, you are such a failopotamus!"
failopotamus by ep1c. May 5, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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