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Fatopotamus 

One who is fat like a hippo.

fatopotami (Pl.)

Vik B*****g is a fatopotamus
Fatopotamus by Ricky Jhajj July 27, 2008

slutopotamus 

An extremely fat girl that dresses like a stripper/hooker, and/or acts like one as well.

A fat chick that pretends she doesn't know she's fat and dresses like a skinny chick.

A fat woman that puts her sexual escapades on broadcast for the whole world to see.
1). Did you see the fat chick in the mini skirt and halter top?

Yeah! She looked like a total slutopotamus!

2). EEEEWWW!! Why would you ever want to watch a slutopotamus take her clothes off?
slutopotamus by DliteBRITE February 11, 2010

Slutopotamus 

A fat whore. Usually horny ... pun intended.
That slutopotamus could fuck the football team and eat them when she was finished.
Slutopotamus by OuterChild September 12, 2016

Flopopotamus 

One who flops their limbs in a cute way, usually in the early morning or late at night.
Boy: hunny stop being a flopopotamus so we can bang
Flopopotamus by Megaustcronyd August 12, 2013

Raunchy Slutopotamus

(plural)Creatures that often can be found roaming the fitness clubs and Lulu lemon outlet stores of the West end. They can be identified by their affinity for wearing small or extra small lululemon yoga pants despite being an XXXL.
"Wow look! Its another heard of raunchy slutopotamus"

"Wow jeez I can see that slutopotamus's mooseknuckle."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026