a large homo, someone of such gayness only a faggopotamus is comparable to the size of their gayness. Yes, their are bigger mammals, but this is the catchiest.
Female genitals engulfed by fat, such that the stomach area of the woman just rolls down into the vaginal area. Fat like a hippopotamus. Hipposcrotamus version for the male.
That lady was so fat, I sure wouldn't want to see her vagapotamus.