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An individual who intentionally performs an action that causes slight to moderate emotional or physical discomfort to others. Generally falls along the spectrum of jerk to asshole.
Damn man, that fatook stole my fries then made out with my bae! I would key his car but I don’t want to be a fatook.
Fatook by Denise Znutz June 15, 2023
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A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
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A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

Fatoosie 

Fatoosie is a Sussy Baka who is very good at dance. Fatoosie is very smart. Fatoosie also has a nice curvy figure. Fatoosie has big bloody grippers. Fatoosie loves Jonah and writes stuff on his sendits. Fatoosie is married to Armand.
One day, Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie were dancing together and then Quandale Dingle asked Fatoosie to do pirouettes, but she fell.
One day,

Quandale Dingle, Winkie Dinkie and Solitary Cleaning Lillybutter were filming a movie called fairytails, but they asked fatoosie to be the troll, and she fell on her face and she said the famous quote: “Don’t worry it’s no problem”
Fatoosie by Fatoosie April 24, 2023
Derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around.
I am starting to think that Vito is a cock sucking fanook.
fanook by J Dub May 1, 2006
Farookh is one of a kind, he will always help you when you need it. Farookh has a kind nature and is very responsible, he will never fail you. He's really passionate about sports and loves to try really hard. His smile is contagious and could make you laugh effortlessly. Although he can be an asshole sometimes, at the end of the day its was just jokes. He is easily mistaken for different nationalities because of his dashing looks. He is really handsome and will make all the girls drool. Farookh is a team player, he enjoys company, knowing he will be able to make them smile. He can be awkward at times, but when you get to know him on a personal level he will become more social. His extreme hot looks and his fresh cuts can blow you away. He legit a Stunna, he will finesse your girl, no effort. Farookh keeps the realest ones closest to his heart. Farookhs are really rare, you must not give up the chance to get to know him.

Farookh is known for his big features and his sexy beard.
" Wow, did you see Farookh today? "
" He is the freshest man out there, no cap"

OMG, Farookh just waved at me, I can't stop blushing.
farookh by MantuLovers October 26, 2020

mezza fanook

Italian slang for "half a fag", not necessary a homosexual but is a derogatory term
That Artie is mezza fanook. Look at him with that Pink Caddy and loud suit.
mezza fanook by Johnny Expresso June 16, 2006
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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