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A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
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A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

Fatoosie 

Fatoosie is a Sussy Baka who is very good at dance. Fatoosie is very smart. Fatoosie also has a nice curvy figure. Fatoosie has big bloody grippers. Fatoosie loves Jonah and writes stuff on his sendits. Fatoosie is married to Armand.
One day, Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie were dancing together and then Quandale Dingle asked Fatoosie to do pirouettes, but she fell.
One day,

Quandale Dingle, Winkie Dinkie and Solitary Cleaning Lillybutter were filming a movie called fairytails, but they asked fatoosie to be the troll, and she fell on her face and she said the famous quote: “Don’t worry it’s no problem”
Fatoosie by Fatoosie April 24, 2023
Derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around.
I am starting to think that Vito is a cock sucking fanook.
fanook by J Dub May 1, 2006
Farookh is one of a kind, he will always help you when you need it. Farookh has a kind nature and is very responsible, he will never fail you. He's really passionate about sports and loves to try really hard. His smile is contagious and could make you laugh effortlessly. Although he can be an asshole sometimes, at the end of the day its was just jokes. He is easily mistaken for different nationalities because of his dashing looks. He is really handsome and will make all the girls drool. Farookh is a team player, he enjoys company, knowing he will be able to make them smile. He can be awkward at times, but when you get to know him on a personal level he will become more social. His extreme hot looks and his fresh cuts can blow you away. He legit a Stunna, he will finesse your girl, no effort. Farookh keeps the realest ones closest to his heart. Farookhs are really rare, you must not give up the chance to get to know him.

Farookh is known for his big features and his sexy beard.
" Wow, did you see Farookh today? "
" He is the freshest man out there, no cap"

OMG, Farookh just waved at me, I can't stop blushing.
farookh by MantuLovers October 26, 2020

mezza fanook

Italian slang for "half a fag", not necessary a homosexual but is a derogatory term
That Artie is mezza fanook. Look at him with that Pink Caddy and loud suit.
mezza fanook by Johnny Expresso June 16, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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