In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.

fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012

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Fatoon

A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.

Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.

Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016

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Fatoosie

Fatoosie is a Sussy Baka who is very good at dance. Fatoosie is very smart. Fatoosie also has a nice curvy figure. Fatoosie has big bloody grippers. Fatoosie loves Jonah and writes stuff on his sendits. Fatoosie is married to Armand.

One day, Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie were dancing together and then Quandale Dingle asked Fatoosie to do pirouettes, but she fell.
One day,

Quandale Dingle, Winkie Dinkie and Solitary Cleaning Lillybutter were filming a movie called fairytails, but they asked fatoosie to be the troll, and she fell on her face and she said the famous quote: “Don’t worry it’s no problem”

Fatoosie by Fatoosie April 24, 2023

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fadoot

Secret code word, used mainly by Kearny degenerates, as an alternative for the name Cocaine.

Dude, ya got any fadoot ?

fadoot by T-bone73 June 14, 2016

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Faloots

Anal sodomy commited by a group of friends with an inanimate object such as a poll or cardboard tube. No lubrication is necessary and the victim is known as the falooted and the perpetrators are the falooters. "Faloots" is yelled upon entry of the anal cavity and at least 3 thrust must happen to make an offical faloots.

They yelled "Faloots" as the pentrated the anal cavity.

Faloots by Falootbadoot January 29, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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