Fatcall 

When a fat guy calls you out on the street wanting your food. Basically catcalling by hungry fat guys

"Man, I got fatcalled by these fatasses wanting my pizza"

Fatcall by Conatus_ June 3, 2017

Fatball 

A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"

52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball

Fatball by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010

Fatball 

A sport, only played by Americans (and somtimes Candaians).

It involves 22 overweight to obese players(usually in the double digit IQ range) throwing a Prolate spheroid and jumping on eachother.

Dude, why does anyone watch Fatball? It's just a bunch of fat sweaty idiots in tights jumping on eachother, grabbing balls. can it get any more gay?

Fatball by REAL Football player January 9, 2009

Fascally 

The most awesome person in the entire world.

That girl is Fascally.

Fascally by Dani May 1, 2008

fatball 

people who think they're entitled for more than one seat on car/plane/bus/train because they decide to eat what is tasty, not what is healthy.

I am not talking about few extra pounds or even overweight people. I am talking about seriously OBESE fatballs, who think that their choice of lifestyle entitles them to more seats on public transport, more frequent healthcare checks, priority parking lots etc.

fatball by 32121 December 19, 2017

American Fatball 

"Sport" in which overweight Americans run 2 yards, bump into each other and fall to the ground. They then have a 5 minute rest period to recover from the "exertion". Apparently there is a ball involved, but usually the fatties let the 1 skinny black guy on the team have it and let him do all the work. Wearing padding is mandatory and seems to be of little value since the cushions of fat most players have could easily negate any damage and only serves to make it more of a pussy sport then rugby, which is hard since rugby is a game in which burly homosexuals attempt to grope each other.

Not wishing to leave the obese 90% of their population without a national sport americans invented american fatball.

American Fatball by count bobular May 29, 2008

Fatallac 

A hot chick with a fat ass like a cadillac!

Hey you see that girl over there? Man shes got a fat ass like a cadillac!! Shes a fatallac!!

Fatallac by Tinymark June 26, 2015