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fiscally conservative 

A word that penny-pinchers use to defend their frugality.

A.K.A. Cheap!!

(origin: somewhere in Canada's capital)
I'm not cheap... I'm fiscally conservative!!
fiscally conservative by Jeanne August 26, 2004

Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative 

A person who wants to appear progressive, but is actually a fascist.
“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”

Fiscally conservative 

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital
Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.
Fiscally conservative by Pat September 9, 2004

fiscally clutch 

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.
Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang
fiscally clutch by IHookitUpfat October 11, 2017

fiscally horny 

Horny but for money
Morgan is fiscally horny because I talked about my business
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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