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Fat-tality 

Fat-tality n. When a really hot girl with a bangin' body lets herself go. This tragedy is usually the result of a really bad break up. She just gets depressed and eats comfort food alone watching chick flicks until she blows up.
Did you see that girl your boy dumped a few months ago lately?

Nah.

She blew up dog!

Thats a real fat-tality there bro cause she used to be so hot!

Haha its like a scene out of Mortal Kombat and the new fat her did a fat-tality on the old skinny her and ate her!!!
Fat-tality by joeymars December 31, 2010
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fatality 

Awesome move done in Mortal Kombat when the big voice guy says "Finish Him!"
And you obliterate your opponent
"Finish Him!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Sub-Zero Wins , Fatality"
fatality by Rane May 8, 2003

Fatality 

When you violently disembowel a rival at which Shao Kahn/ chuck Norris( whichever is avalible) claims you won
Finish him! (fatality) you win, FATALITY!
Fatality by Reedy28 June 14, 2012

Fatality 

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.
“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”
Fatality by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011

FATALITY 

Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY
FATALITY by Implying713 July 6, 2011
Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
faptality by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018

fatality 

Extreme disappointment or displeasure in a situation.
Man, I was at the casino the other day on lost 3,000 dollars after winning it. That's fatality son!
fatality by Ole_man_stetter December 14, 2010