roguemaiden's definitions

Fartist

fart•ist
/ˈfärdəst/
noun
a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.

He was an escape fartist.

by roguemaiden December 13, 2016