Definitions by sholay

fartist 

Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla

"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."

fartist by sholay December 29, 2003

mattrifice 

Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of
vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined
by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.

"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."

mattrifice by sholay December 29, 2003

tjuzs 

TJUZS: verb
Technical term used in regards to personal fashion. To tweak, to arrange, to place, as in pushing sleeves up the forearm or stretching out a collar on a knit shirt to make it look worn and less "out of the box."
(from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

"C'mon, tjuzs those sleeves up, you look like you just walked out of the Sears catalogue."

tjuzs by sholay December 20, 2003