Fartapated

When your trying to fart but cant.

It doesn't matter how hard i push i am completely fartapated.

by Koffie33 June 24, 2011

Fartipated

Like constipated. But... fartipated.

You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.

by watermelongirl August 18, 2009

farkanated

When one encounters Farkan on a blind date or similar situation in which a male is assumed to be attractive, but he turns out to be a flop.

Tia went out tonight, she came home and said she got totally farkanated.

by Tia April 2, 2004