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A bare-ass fart to the face. One part fart, one part facial.
Did you see that awesome fartial video with those brazilian chicks farting in each others mouths and shit?
Fartial by JustSqueezed April 6, 2010
One of the millions of equally smelly particals that make up a fart
As a scientest who eats alot of burritos, I get a lot of chances to analyze farticals!
Fartical by Mojo King Bee October 24, 2005

Fartial Status

Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.

A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!

fårikål 

a diskusting dish. it's sheepmeat coocked with cabadge.
yeakh!
what stinks?
it's fårikal for dinner you know...
ah!
fårikål by Steingrim April 14, 2005

[farticalls] 

an expression when u feel full of gas, or like a balloon. gassy, bubbly, funky,
you make me feel farticalls on Mondays.
[farticalls] by trix baby January 26, 2009
When a person farts and a little bit of poop comes out.
I had a fartical and the poop roled down my leg.
fartical by d-bilsk April 20, 2006