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Fartificial Intelligence 

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.
When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.
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Fake Artificial Intelligence 

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.
John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

artificial intelligence 

Natural blonde who dyed his/her hair in a dark(er) color.
That girl went to a hairdresser to get some artificial intelligence.
artificial intelligence by Coenie November 14, 2004

artificial intelligence 

Describes a program that partly acts like a human. This term can be used to make your code seem smarter than it actually is (it's called marketing.) This concept is sometimes represented in pathetic stock images depicting creepy robots.
If artificial intelligence can't take over the world yet, it can still write poems. That's cool.

artificial intelligence 

A form of life which can think, decide, and have "feelings" that was created by another species.
"The latest robotic design is believed to be the first artificial intelligence"

"The 'matrix' is an artificial intelligence"

Artificial Intelligence 

A computer, robot, or other similar automation that is intelligently programmed, but lacks the common sense to get itself out of a failed state.
Tech 1: Wow! Look at the artificial intelligence this robot uses to make decisions!

<Robot crashes, and goes into alarm>

Tech 2: Yeah, I guess we’ll be semi-automated until we get this robot out of the mess it’s in now…

URBAN DICTIONARY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A HEAD OF THE ERA AI 

SEE GOOGE AD WORDS pretty much came up with this but SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI is the MARKETING YOUTUBE and says URBAN DICTIONARY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A HEAD OF THE ERA AI