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Fartful
That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.
"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."
Fartful by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009
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Fart Fuel • Fartfull • Fartful • fartful dodge • Old Fartful • Fart Felch • Fart Field • fart muelling • frat fuel
Fart Fuel
fartful dodge
Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.
In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.
Fartful dodging again???!!!
In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.
Fartful dodging again???!!!
fartful dodge by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017
Old Fartful
Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.
Old Fartful by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007
Fartfull
A small amount of any product left in the container, bag or drum it was purchased in. Generally enough to be good for fuck all and a complete waste of time and money.
Fartfull by Walk200774 June 6, 2026
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