farthammer

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.

www.farthammer.com . . .

by omfghax August 30, 2004

farthammer

to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face

If this bitch accidentally bites my dick again I'm going to have to farthammer her dumb ass.

by marqis April 15, 2006

Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.

After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

farthammer

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive

"Dan is such a farthammer"

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

Fart Hammer

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.

I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.

by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004

faghammer

A slut of male homosexual. Known or rumoured to have had sex with many men within a short period of time.

"Yeah, that James is total faghammer. He's already had three guys this night"

by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015