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Super Smelly Stanky Fart 

It’s plain and simple. Right there in the word itself. It’s a fart that is super smelly but also very stanky. We love some loud, super smelly stanky farts. Am I right? *makes farting noise with armpit followed by crowd of elementary schoolers fucking dying laughing*
Mack: Yo, I was giving this girl the pipe last night right? Then all the sudden she sat on my face and annihilated it with a super smelly stanky fart. It reeked of a combination of Taco Bell, Arby’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.

*kenny dies of AIDS*

fartstance 

That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!
fartstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018

fartstack 

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.
Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.
fartstack by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

fartstinka

The most godly group of friends to walk the earth. There mascot being the stinka, is intended to scare of people who come and try to fuck with them
Person 1: Lets go attack.

Person 2: Nah mah brotha, they look like sum fartstinkas no cap shlime.
fartstinka by Masta Giga December 22, 2020

fartstunkcal 

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!
My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.

fartstunkcal 

It’s when your fart decides it will warm your heart with heartwarming cuddles!
My farts love to give me fartstunkcal time on release.

Last night I ate to many tacos an hour later i started letting out gas and once i did they all gave me fartstunkcal.