fartstinka

The most godly group of friends to walk the earth. There mascot being the stinka, is intended to scare of people who come and try to fuck with them

Person 1: Lets go attack.

Person 2: Nah mah brotha, they look like sum fartstinkas no cap shlime.

fartstinka by Masta Giga December 22, 2020

fartstipated 

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

fartstipated by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

fartstipated 

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.

Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

fartstipated by alibree March 23, 2005

fartstipation 

Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.

PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.

aw man i felt shit all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation

fartstipation by CaptainHoyles October 20, 2008

fartstipated  

1.when you have to fart but i wont come out.

gosh jessica im so fartstipated today.

fartstipated by 1023654 February 23, 2009

Fartstipation 

Like constipation, only instead of not being able to poop, you can't seem to be able to push out that fart

Man I sure am fartstipated right now...I hate fartstipation.

Fartstipation by SparklySprinkles December 30, 2016

fartstick 

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

fartstick by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006