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The Fart Phantom 

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

fart hole phantom 

A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.
I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.
fart hole phantom by Jaaweave November 13, 2006

phantom fart 

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out
Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('

Phantom Fart 

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.
Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

phantom fart 

1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.

2) The thought "cutting the cheese" around you

3) The fright of a fart being with you
Betty was embaressed when she thought her smelly fart was around her and all of her friends, but in reality the fart was many feet behind her. She had a phantom fart.
phantom fart by ilanakari94 November 5, 2007

Phantom Fart 

Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.

It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart

Cj: “touches Aidans butt

Aidan: “farts”
Phantom Fart by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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